Thanksgiving

*Jessie is sleeping, and I'm wide awake. She's so cute when she sleeps. She's so cute when she doesn't sleep. In fact,I hope that if you don't have someone as amazing as her that you find them, and if you do that you hold on to that person with all you have.

Thank you, Jessie.

*My birthday is on Friday. Its going to be the busiest day of my life. Feel free to think of me. Its been a good run thus far.

Thank you, Mom, Dad, Erik and Corinne.

*Dear Lord,
I do my best to provide.

Love,
Marty

Thank you, Jesus

*My singer/songwriter just came through.

Thank you, music.

*I want to see you more. Its my fault. Honestly.

Thank you, friends.

The Day After Tomorrow

*I, like many Americans on Tuesday nights, have made it a ritual to partake in My Name Is Earl and The Office (although I do recognize the superiority of the British version). Anyways, on the most recent episode of the latter Pam and Jim found out that Dwight thought it was Friday when it was really Thursday. Seeing as they have the propensity to give Dwight hell, (as I think we all would) they allowed him to think this through the entire day with hilarious consequenses.

Why do I bring this up you ask? Upon further review by myself I have had the same misconception for about the last two weeks. I'm serious, every single day I think its Friday and have been talking to people like it is. Having two non consecutive days off can really throw me off, I guess. I'm OK...

*Its snowing. Fox 9 is probably shutting down the studios in preperation for a global ice age. Its OK newscasters, even though you are probably not from Minnesota and hate everything about this state as you clinch you jaw and pretend you just love the Vikings, we are Minnesotans and know how to deal with this catostrauphic powder falling from the sky. Keep up the phony laughs.

*I'm going through the painstaking task of changing over my email account. Lycos only gave me 5mb of storage. Google gives me 2665mb of storage. Hard choice, I know. UPDATE YOUR RECORDS! My new email address is makingonebread@gmail.com.

*Keep it loose, child; keep it tight.

You Know Those Days When You Just Feel "Eh..." For No Reason? Yeah, That's Me Today. Thus, the Cliche Cryptic Apparent Depressive Blog Post...

But creating a title that long sure did make me feel a whole lot better....

Waiting to Exhale

*I feel so weird. This is my second day off this week from work (e.g. I'm not working six days a week). It seems like I'm doing something wrong and that I'm going to go into work tomorrow only to find out that I no longer work there for failure to show up for my shift. Deep breaths, Marty. You are allowed to relax.

*There are so many video games I want right now. So many. Video games.

*In a completely unrelated topic my birthday is in two weeks. Don't worry, I already have plans. Its Black Friday and I have to work seeing as its the busiest shopping day of the year.

*Why would I ever talk about race cars? I hate anything to do with racing. My neighbor always tries to talk to me about NASCAR and the like. Don't get me wrong, I can talk the talk seeing as pretty much 98% of my time spent listening to the radio is listening to KFAN but I seriously despise race cars.

*My fantasy football team just lost Priest Holmes. They have seriously underachieved this year. Such high hopes for the squad were crushed with injuries and better preperation by the other teams.

*I still am trying to figure out why Jessie wouldn't let me be Kayne West for Halloween....

And You Thought I Forgot....

*It hasn't been for a lack of want to. Honestly. First of all I have to type this entry virtually mistake free because the computer Jessie and I have been relegated to doesn't have a functional delete key, making life difficult.

Secondly, I've been working six day weeks for the last month in a desperate attempt to get our store's numbers up so I can get my bonus. Despite my attempts, we failed and I get no bonus and thus, its going to be a long November.

*The reason I'm using this crappy laptop is because lately we've had the luxury of using the church I've been leading worship at's sweet laptop. Well, we left the church. That should be enough said on that....

*Tonight I was thrown back in drums. I know nothing about drums and, I swear to God, it is impossible to get the department not looking like godzilla played an intense game of hoops against my new look Wolves and then puked all over the floor.

*Hank just drank water. Not that its unusual, the boys usually drink gallons every day and then wake up at four in the morning wanting us to let them out (thanks for doing that, Jess). However, he got his nuts taken off today. I just can't imagine what that would be like when you walk into the doctor's office not knowing what's going on and wake up saying "What the...who took my balls away???" If you guys come see them sometime, just let them know that they are still very masculine. But alas, they're whining in the bedroom and I need to go and let them know that I think they are still very manly.


I'll be better. Promise.