On the Count of Three I Ran Back To My Fantasy

*I know everyone was waiting for my fantasy squad, so here goes....

QB- Jake Delhomme, David Carr, J.P. Losman
RB- Priest Holmes, Julius Jones, Carnell Williams, Mike Anderson
WR- Torry Holt, Reggie Wayne, Michael Clayton, Lee Evans, Reche Caldwell
TE- Todd Heap, Heath Miller
K- Nate Kaeding
D- Philly

I know you're impressed

Keys

*I got my keys at work the other day. I then proceded to buy a circular (not oval shaped) caribeener and clip it onto my belt loop. I then proceded to be even more awesome than I could ever have imagined.

*Then I brought the keys to the company van home last night and had to go into work early to return them. It's not like I live 50 minutes away from work.

*Then I went to my parent's house because I have keys to it and they don't live 50 minutes away. I haven't told them I'm here yet...I should probably call them and let them know, but I really needed a place to print off all my fantasy football information. I mean, for god sakes, the draft is on Sunday and I have a championship to defend.

It's the Most Terrible Time of the Year

*So it's 3:30 in the morning and I'm sitting up with the most awful allergies right now. My throat is itching like the dickens and I can't find a single remedy to fix it. I know Erik most likely can relate to this torturous occasion. My mom used to always wonder what the weird noise we made was when we itched the roof of our mouth with our tongue. Well mom, it's the sound of agony. Pure, unadulterated agony. Aaargh...I gotta try to get some sleep....At least the Twins have won 6 of 7.

Signs I Watch Way Too Much MTV

*So as many of you should know by now last night was Laguna Beach followed by My Super Sweet 16 followed by me having a restless night of sleep thinking I was the party coordinator for a bratty adolescent with way too much money and who kept saying things like "It's my way or the highway" and "The world does revolve around me" and "Even though you planned this whole party you still can't come to it" and "If I had a choice between chewing on dog urine or inviting you to my party (even though you planned it) I'd choose the dog urine." Thanks, MTV...thanks....

Just Another Lazy Monday....

*Mondays are lazy and blogging is pretentious.

*My credit got cleared at work last week which means that I can oficially have keys at work and the assitant manager position is mine. This is a good thing seeing as I truly hate accessories. I mean truly, truly hate accessories. Tim Greenwood put it best: in accessories you fill bags, in hi tech you fill trucks.

*I got nothing.

Let the Rain Fall Down

*First of all, Talan you know that you should be with Taylor. I have no idea what you see in Kristin, but honestly, how could you say those things to Taylor and obviously not mean it. I don't get you. Kristin, you're nothing but a manipulative bitch. You know you don't like Talin, you just want attention. Then there's Jason. We all know that Jessica is too good for you, Jason. You deserve a girl like Alex who has no compassion towards another living human relationship. I'm realizing more and more that LC isn't such a mean person, she's just trying to figure out what she wants. She loves you, Stephen and that's that. Hopefully when you get back from San Francisco things will return to the way it was when you left.

*Do you guys think that the people from Laguna Beach will read this? I do.

*I got a migraine last night. I think it was from stressing out over the drama of my favorite show, even though it was a series of repeats that I've seen already. Its just so hard being from Laguna Beach.

Aloha

This is just about perfect....

You're Hawaii!

When they first meet you, few people can tell whether you want to say
hello or goodbye. Either way, most of them will end up saying that you're their favorite
person to visit, if only they could afford the trip. But your soft and warm image is
belied by an explosive undercurrent in your personality than can leave you drenched with
tears or boiling with anger for days on end. You are rather fond of using plants as
clothing.


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at the Blue Pyramid.