So This Is New York?

*I guess I should have checked my intinerary more closely because I really wasn't in NYC as my district manager mistakenly told me. I was in Long Island. In my mind Long Island sounded cool, but really, it was no different than being in Minnesota. It was pretty sweet though hanging out with the guys from Korg USA and hearing from the guys who developed such legendary keyboards as the Andromeda, M1, Trinity, Triton and now the new, amazing OASYS.

*Speaking of New York, I thought New Yorkers were these great drivers who always new where they were going. The guy who picked me up with the car service got lost for two hours. The joke's on you though, Guitar Center. It certainly wasn't my dime.

*Hi Jessie. I'm home.

*Sorry about the boredom of this blog, I'm just depressed about not following through on "Operation Derek Jeter Deserves the Same Fate As That Stupid Lead Singer of INXS". Jessie, you're not allowed in New York until Mr. Jeter falls in a vat of acid (like The Joker in Batman I).

Circle Me, Bert

*So I leave for New York tomorrow for work. It seems that all the stars have aligned to allow me my oppurtunity to kick Mr. Jeter in the nuts. The Twins have a three game series with the Yanks starting tomorrow. I don't care if I go to the game alone, how can I miss out on the oppurtunity to see my beloved Twinkies in one of the most historic ballparks in baseball. Hopefully it will be amazing. Fellow Minnesotans, I will try to do you proud and bring sterilization by way of my right foot to the groin of Derek Jeter.

*The dogs were in their kennel for 11 hours today and didn't pee. Frickin' amazing.

*In the latest installment of "No I don't watch Room Raiders every night": I'm watching a Laguna Beach marathon on MTV. That Lauren is such a bitch.

*That's all I got for you. See ya Thursday.

Transitions

*So I decided to move blogs. Although my old blog served its purpose it was just time to move on. Lets be honest Live Journal makes you pay for the same crap that blogspot and xanga give you for free. Since I already had a blogspot account...here I am. Now I'm unleashed, suckas. Update those links and get ready for gooder times.

*So I was kind of promoted to assistant manager at Guitar Center. I have to wait out a month or two in accessories to learn a "low tech" dept, but after that....MIDDLE MANAGEMENT HERE I COME!!!

*Finally...Here's the boys! Hank is on the right and Wally is on the left.