Saturday, November 25, 2006
Hi Tech!
I'm posting this from my new Treo 700p that my lovely wife bought me for my birthday. My cellphone is way more complex than I'll ever be.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
I Don't Blame You
*Its been a while, I know, and you've probably stopped checking this on a regular basis. Its up to me I guess to keep you interested, and boy, has it been interesting.
*I went to California for a managers meeting. That was nice, although I didn't get to see you, Bradley. It was beautiful there. I feel like such a business man when I tell people that I go out to California three times a year for my work. However, when that work is Guitar Center and the evening consist of getting drunk and bitching about the Operations Department that whole business thing goes out the window.
*While out there my old manager, Sean Holmes, informed me that he stumbled across this website while searching for himself on Google. He said he almost called me because he thought that I was on the brink of suicide when I first moved out here because my posts were so depressing. Well, Sean, since you stumbled across this site again while vainly searching for your name on Google, the joke's on you. I don't know how the joke's on you, but it is. You'll see....
*I voted. Mainly so I could say NO to the abortion ban in South Dakota and so that when I complain about the government and people say "Well, did you vote?" I can say, "I sure did," and then give them a box on JuJu fruits, force them to eat the whole thing in one bite and watch them choke to death. Somehow voting is the only way I can get a right to complain, but I'm sure that even if I didn't vote and carried out Operation JuJu fruit they wouldn't test me again...
*Lots of visitors came out to Sioux Falls. Drew and Leuer were here. We drank a lot and watched Death Metal Zombies starring Shengar Banta. You should go on Ebay and buy it. It's a classic. Then my mom and dad came. Dad and I watched football and complained about the pathetic Vikings offense for about two hours while Jessie and mom shopped. Just about perfect. Now we get to see Kari, Erik, Corinne, Ryan??, Finn and hopefully Lego. I don't know who Hank and Wally should be more scared of- Finn or Lego....
*Speaking of Hank- he went to the hospital again with a seroma about two weeks ago. A seroma is blood and fluid that forms in torn scar tissue and makes a huge lump. Not dangerous, but that's not the point. The point is that if Hank wants to keep getting sick like this and going to the hospital he needs to get a frickin' job. I can't support that hobby.
*This website layout still sucks. When I have time (most likely in June) I'll change it.
*For your benefit you want to check this site regularly because I have big news coming up...all the time. Don't forget about me and I will update more than twice a month.
*I went to California for a managers meeting. That was nice, although I didn't get to see you, Bradley. It was beautiful there. I feel like such a business man when I tell people that I go out to California three times a year for my work. However, when that work is Guitar Center and the evening consist of getting drunk and bitching about the Operations Department that whole business thing goes out the window.
*While out there my old manager, Sean Holmes, informed me that he stumbled across this website while searching for himself on Google. He said he almost called me because he thought that I was on the brink of suicide when I first moved out here because my posts were so depressing. Well, Sean, since you stumbled across this site again while vainly searching for your name on Google, the joke's on you. I don't know how the joke's on you, but it is. You'll see....
*I voted. Mainly so I could say NO to the abortion ban in South Dakota and so that when I complain about the government and people say "Well, did you vote?" I can say, "I sure did," and then give them a box on JuJu fruits, force them to eat the whole thing in one bite and watch them choke to death. Somehow voting is the only way I can get a right to complain, but I'm sure that even if I didn't vote and carried out Operation JuJu fruit they wouldn't test me again...
*Lots of visitors came out to Sioux Falls. Drew and Leuer were here. We drank a lot and watched Death Metal Zombies starring Shengar Banta. You should go on Ebay and buy it. It's a classic. Then my mom and dad came. Dad and I watched football and complained about the pathetic Vikings offense for about two hours while Jessie and mom shopped. Just about perfect. Now we get to see Kari, Erik, Corinne, Ryan??, Finn and hopefully Lego. I don't know who Hank and Wally should be more scared of- Finn or Lego....
*Speaking of Hank- he went to the hospital again with a seroma about two weeks ago. A seroma is blood and fluid that forms in torn scar tissue and makes a huge lump. Not dangerous, but that's not the point. The point is that if Hank wants to keep getting sick like this and going to the hospital he needs to get a frickin' job. I can't support that hobby.
*This website layout still sucks. When I have time (most likely in June) I'll change it.
*For your benefit you want to check this site regularly because I have big news coming up...all the time. Don't forget about me and I will update more than twice a month.
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