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By request of Bradley
Disclaimer: Everyone but Brad could be offended
Often we are faced with issues in our society that are so reprehensible that one has to objectively look at the world and wonder if progress has seized and our well of social justice has dried up. Each day we are faced with having to react to the evil of left handedness and the issues that arise from this. For thousands of years, the Devil has been associated with the left hand in various ways and is normally portrayed as being left-handed in pictures and other images. The way I see it if they believed this in the middle ages, we must believe it now. Hey- have you ever noticed how the word lie is in the believe? Just an observation. So if if we are to believe lies there seems to be no absolute truth and thus whatever I say must not be true. It may be true to you, but not to anyone else. I think James 6:4 says it best when it ways "the lies shall becometh the truth and thus make mountains crumble with confusion." I don't know if I blasphemed or not, but either way, its the lefties fault. Especially Ehud.
Me/You
- Marty
- Minnesnowta
- I remember in Kindergarten as I waited for the bus to pick me up after a grueling morning of hard work as an AM Kindergartner, looking at all the glue eating, pants wetting, sniveling kids who were getting off the bus to go to PM Kindergarten. Up to this point us kids were all on an equal playing surfaces, but it was at this moment I realized something: the world could be divided into two classes: AM and PM Kindergartners. To this day I pity those poor kids whose parents made the fatal mistake of making them go to PM Kindergarten. Upon talking to a lot of my fellow AM'ers we all seem to agree, AM Kindergartners seem to have "it". PM'ers, well, just were always about three hours behind.
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Hmmmm...let's see. Post about...okay, I've got nothing. Sorry, no help here, I guess.
Discuss the history of left-handedness and why people have considered/do consider it evil.
That was very well-stated. You captured most of the scholars opinions that I have been exposed to. It may also behoove us to consider the fact that ancient Egyptians used to sacrifice those who were left-handed. So it's not just a Judeo-Christian construct.
I think you should post about how sweet sports cars are.
Where the fuck are the sports cars?
Racecars bitch. Not only that, it has taken so long you better go on a little side rant about drag races as well.
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