Signs I Watch Way Too Much MTV

*So as many of you should know by now last night was Laguna Beach followed by My Super Sweet 16 followed by me having a restless night of sleep thinking I was the party coordinator for a bratty adolescent with way too much money and who kept saying things like "It's my way or the highway" and "The world does revolve around me" and "Even though you planned this whole party you still can't come to it" and "If I had a choice between chewing on dog urine or inviting you to my party (even though you planned it) I'd choose the dog urine." Thanks, MTV...thanks....