*So I leave for New York tomorrow for work. It seems that all the stars have aligned to allow me my oppurtunity to kick Mr. Jeter in the nuts. The Twins have a three game series with the Yanks starting tomorrow. I don't care if I go to the game alone, how can I miss out on the oppurtunity to see my beloved Twinkies in one of the most historic ballparks in baseball. Hopefully it will be amazing. Fellow Minnesotans, I will try to do you proud and bring sterilization by way of my right foot to the groin of Derek Jeter.
*The dogs were in their kennel for 11 hours today and didn't pee. Frickin' amazing.
*In the latest installment of "No I don't watch Room Raiders every night": I'm watching a Laguna Beach marathon on MTV. That Lauren is such a bitch.
*That's all I got for you. See ya Thursday.
Me/You
- Marty
- Minnesnowta
- I remember in Kindergarten as I waited for the bus to pick me up after a grueling morning of hard work as an AM Kindergartner, looking at all the glue eating, pants wetting, sniveling kids who were getting off the bus to go to PM Kindergarten. Up to this point us kids were all on an equal playing surfaces, but it was at this moment I realized something: the world could be divided into two classes: AM and PM Kindergartners. To this day I pity those poor kids whose parents made the fatal mistake of making them go to PM Kindergarten. Upon talking to a lot of my fellow AM'ers we all seem to agree, AM Kindergartners seem to have "it". PM'ers, well, just were always about three hours behind.
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