...And with the 10th pick in the 2007 (fantasy) NFL draft...

So here's my fantasy team for this year. Am i ecstatic about my team? Well, no, but I think all in all I drafted well. 10th overall pick, three solid backs, three solid receivers, a TE that is still the only receiving threat on his team (and a solid backup on the best offense in the NFL), and the ability to play match-ups with the QB and defense spot. Feeling pretty good about 'em...but then again, doesn't every fantasy player right about now?

Team Name: You Love MSP Bathrooms
QB- Matt Leinart, Ben Roethlisberger, Steve McNair
RB- Brian Westbrook, Travis Henry, Cedric Benson, Correll Buckhalter
WR- T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Randy Moss, Hines Ward, Joey Porter
TE- Alge Crumpler, Dallas Clark
D- Philadelphia Eagles, Jacksonville Jaguars
K- Olindo Mare

The Jam of Summer '07

This was an old customer in the Roseville store. He was one of those guys that returned EVERYTHING he bought so all the sales guys dreaded selling to him. Now he's been on Jimmy Kimmel, was made fun of by John Mayer on Best Week Ever and has some pretty good spoofs on YouTube. He is so amazingly talented.

Perfect....

This Gap Sweater Is Fucking Awesome

So, I'm in the Gap, right? The new fall line is out, and I'm looking at the standard fit, straight-leg jeans. And these fuckers are just awesome....

To My Guys....

Hank and Wally,
I didn't realize that it got this bad. I know how much time you spend with your mommy and I realize we snipped off the seeds, but c'mon! You are males. Do not forget this weekend as bachelors, OK? Drink beer, smoke cigarettes, watch Entourage, Cops and Vikings football, eat nothing but things you can make in the microwave and leave messes all around the house (actually you guys got that one down). That's being males. No more excuses, not even the lack of balls one....

...Is For Stalkers....

Yeah, I joined facebook.

But I also got AIM on my phone. debussy100.

Reason #1,254,945,634

Could somebody tell everyone at church to lose the voice. You know what I'm talking about...the church voice. There are a couple different ones (the greeter voice, the worship leader praying voice, the pastor getting really passionate about abortion voice) and every single one of them is not the same voice that they use that they scream at homosexuals and witches with.

I absolutely love Christ, but absolutely detest most Christians. And I had typed a different word than detest before I got worried my mom might read this....

Just Amputate It Now....

These last two weeks my foot has been killing me. Yes, I saw the doctor and as per usual he told me nothing. Nothing at all. I've been doing what he says which involves icing it and taking advil (yeah...thanks doc), but all it did was give me a big lump on my foot.