...Is For Stalkers....

Yeah, I joined facebook.

But I also got AIM on my phone. debussy100.

Reason #1,254,945,634

Could somebody tell everyone at church to lose the voice. You know what I'm talking about...the church voice. There are a couple different ones (the greeter voice, the worship leader praying voice, the pastor getting really passionate about abortion voice) and every single one of them is not the same voice that they use that they scream at homosexuals and witches with.

I absolutely love Christ, but absolutely detest most Christians. And I had typed a different word than detest before I got worried my mom might read this....

Just Amputate It Now....

These last two weeks my foot has been killing me. Yes, I saw the doctor and as per usual he told me nothing. Nothing at all. I've been doing what he says which involves icing it and taking advil (yeah...thanks doc), but all it did was give me a big lump on my foot.

Marty, If It Weren't For Bad Luck....

*OK, so I'm not going to get into the long story of how my car got impounded because of a over-zealous police officer, a series of unfortunate events (comedy of errors of sorts), a traffic stop two months, no, five days, no, two days ago, a $150 trip to the impound lot, and another $130 trip to the DMV, plus God knows how much two tickets will end up costing me on MY TRAFFIC COURT DATE, but....

The one thing that sticks in my head right now is my conversation with my boss:
TOD: "Marty, remember to never let me fly with you."
MARTY: "Huh? What do you mean by that?"
TOD: "Well, if it weren't for bad luck, you wouldn't have any luck at all."
MARTY: "Oh." >sigh<

At least it's luck?

Minn e sow ta

I'm kind of proud of this....Is that bad?

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Whew

OK, so now that I've spent way too long working on that song list and Jessie has gone to bed I just have to take a moment and say...(see title)

Lost two Assistant Managers this week. To say that I'm working a lot is an understatement. The last five days I've worked over 50 hours and the end is not yet in sight. This week will be much of the same with Memorial Weekend coming up. It's funny though, because I'm not FREAKING out like maybe I should be. In the end sometimes you have to tear things apart in order to make it right, and that's what is happening. I'm happy with the new direction of the store and I know that I, nay we, will be better for it. Maybe this means that I am really starting to come into may own as a store manager. That makes me feel proud. However, once again, the week is not over....

This Took Way Too Long....

Soundtrack to your life:

What you do here is rack the depths of your cd/tape/vinyl/ipod collection or brain and come up with what you consider to be an awesome tune that you could see playing in the background at these stages of life.. hope you have fun with this, i look forward to seeing the soundtrack of your lives :)

•Opening credits: Stuck Between Stations- The Hold Steady
•Waking up: Morning Lullabye- Ingrid Michaelson
•Average day: The Crane Wife- The Decemberists
•First date: The First Five Times- Stars
•Falling in love: Snowbirds and Townies- Further Seems Forever
•Love scene: Table For Glasses- Jimmy Eat World
•Fight scene: Leave (Get Out)- JoJo
•Breaking up: August In Bethany- The Juliana Theory
•Getting back together: I Know I Know- Tegan and Sarah
•Secret love: Hallelujah- Jeff Buckley
•Life's okay: Bottom of the Barrel- Amos Lee
•Mental breakdown: Cold Water- Damien Rice
•Driving: You Can Have It All- Yo La Tengo
•Learning a lesson: A Better Son/Daughter- Rilo Kiley
•Deep thought: Passing Afternoon- Iron and Wine
•Flashback: {Untitled Track} (4) - Sigur Ros
•Partying: D.U.I.- Har Mar Superstar
•Happy dance: Just Like Heaven- The Cure
•Regreting: These Days- Jackson Browne
•Long night alone: Raining In Baltimore- Counting Crows
•Death scene: I Will Follow You Into the Dark- Death Cab For Cutie
•Closing credits: Philosophy- Ben Folds Five